Signboard Archives 2007
Since 1958, Indianapolis residents have chuckled, groaned or cheered along with OneAmerica's signboard. Located on two corners of the company parking lot, the twin signboards are visible to commuters on two major downtown thoroughfares. OneAmerica is proud of its tradition, which provides a little levity to help people cope with the frantic pace of the world today.Make it a great 2008
Happy New Year!
12/28/07
Shin bone:
a device for
finding furniture
Teresa Chestnut, 12/26/07
Christmas:
When parents only hear the
Santa-tized version
Dave Jones, 12/14/07
Thanks a latte!
Starbucks now open
in OneAmerica tower
12/07/07
Fall colors
always leaf
too quickly
Doug Rockney, 11/30/07
Cows in orbit:
the herd shot
round the world
Joseph Leff, 11/26/07
Thanksgiving:
so many turkeys
so little thyme
Bev Rossell, 11/16/07
A legend is
myth information
Joseph Leff, 11/9/07
Stick a fork
in the Patriots,
they're dun-gy
11/2/07
Halloween rule:
don't spook unless
you're spooken to
10/26/07
All generalizations
are false
10/19/07
If you believe
in telekinesis
raise my hand
Dave Jones, 10/12/07
Honk if you have
poor impulse control
10/05/07
What was
the best thing
before sliced bread?
Meryn Mahoney, 9/28/07
A better way
for all of us:
the United Way
9/21/07
Do turtles wear
peopleneck sweaters?
Jim Adams, 9/14/07
Take my advice -
I don't use it anyway
9/7/07
What if the
hokey pokey isn't
what it's all about?
Ralph Nilssen, 8/31/07
No one takes humor
seriously anymore
Scott Hickner, 8/24/07
When sour cream
goes bad,
does it turn sweet?
Gary White, 8/17/07
Indiana State Fair
year of corn
it's a-maize-ing
Laurie Samuels, 8/10/07
Friction is a drag
8/3/07
Gravity - it's not
just a good idea
it's the law
7/27/07
Does fuzzy logic
tickle?
Jessica Mace, 7/20/07
Signboard broken -
message inside
7/13/07
Is a line of dolls
a barbie queue
Hugh Haynes, 7/06/07
Happy 231st birthday
USA
7/03/07
Bakers trade recipes
on a
knead-to-know basis
Connie Lund, 6/29/07
Bridal shower
pre-veiling weather
Scott Hickner, 6/22/07
Heroes -
how he makes
the boat move
6/15/07
I have a bi-color
lawn - brown grass
& green weeds
6/08/07
Is a spider's home
web based?
Jeff Flanagan, 6/01/07
Proud sponsor
Andretti Green Racing
Go Danica & Marco!
5/25/07
On the other hand,
you have
different fingers
Connie Lund, 5/18/07
Birthday candles are
for people who
make light of their age
5/11/07
Mini-marathon
half the distance
twice the fun
Jim Bryson, 5/4/07
Refusing nap time -
resisting
a rest
Valerie Williams, 4/27/07
Check out our
new web site at
www.oneamerica.com
4/20
Do plumbers
have
pipe dreams?
Scott Hickner, 4/13
Do rabbits
ever have
bad hare days?
Jim Bryson, 4/6
Budget -
what you stay within
if you go without
Connie Lund, 3/30
Acupuncture -
a jab well done
Judy DeWitt, 3/23
Are ducks and
chickens always in
a fowl mood?
Jim Bryson, 3/16
If a spider is in a
corn field, does it
make cob webs?
3/9
He broke into song
He couldn't
find the key
Teresa Chestnut, 3/2
Keep your mouth shut
when you're
in hot water
Jim Adams, 2/23
Fireworks -
it sure does
just ask any caveman
Joseph Leff, 2/16
Indianapolis Colts
our 2007
Super Bowl champs!
2/5
Super Bowl tix - $600
trip to Miami - $350
Manning - priceless
Jeff Flanagan & Ron Nelson, 1/22
Brady Bunch cancelled
for Peyton's Place.
Go Colts!
Ron Nelson, 1/15
Indianapolis is
raven mad
about her Colts!
Bev Rossell, 1/12
In just two days,
tomorrow will be
yesterday
Connie Lund, 1/5
