Signboard Archives 2006
Since 1958, Indianapolis residents have chuckled, groaned or cheered along with OneAmerica's signboard. Located on two corners of the company parking lot, the twin signboards are visible to commuters on two major downtown thoroughfares. OneAmerica is proud of its tradition, which provides a little levity to help people cope with the frantic pace of the world today.
Wishing you & yours
a happy & healthy
holiday season
12/22
Why is the time of
day with the slowest
traffic rush hour?
12/15
Dijon vu -
the same mustard
as before
Bev Rossell, 12/8
Flashlight -
a case holding
dead batteries
Teresa Chestnut, 12/1
Flu symptoms -
hoarse & buggy
Joseph Leff, 11/27
What music
did the pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
11/17
If a picture is worth
a thousand words,
how much is a movie?
Steve Mathys, 11/10
Breath fresheners
cost a mint
John Venter, 11/3
Do witches run
spell checkers?
10/27
OneAmerica
A S P I R E S
to live our values
10/20
Are music majors
sound investors?
Terry Grubb, 10/13
Worry is interest
paid on trouble
before it is due
Jennifer Davis, 10/6
Does dentist
of the year get
a little plaque?
Stephanie Moore, 9/29
Apple - nutritious
snack which children
trade for cupcakes
9/22
Forecast
for tonight -
dark
9/15
Do what matters
support the
United Way
Jeff Flanagan, 9/8
Our vision -
we deliver
on our promises
9/5
OneAmerica sponsors
Marco's
first IRL win
8/30
Barbecue -
a line of dolls
Scott Hickner, 8/25
Baby shower -
minor precipitation
Bev Rossell, 8/18
It turns
a bit -
a drill
Joseph Leff, 8/11
150th great
Indiana State Fair
Aug 9 -20
8/4
Zoo aquarium -
a multi-porpoise
facility
Scott Hickner, 7/28
Bakery boss -
person who takes
the lead roll
Dave Jones, 7/21
Is fast food
chicken
poultry in motion?
Jeff Flanagan, 7/14
How can you have
a square meal
on a round plate?
Doug Blum, 7/7
May
the fourth
be with you
6/30
Did cavemen
eat
club sandwiches?
Jim Bryson, 6/27
My mind is cloudy but
I still never have
any brain storms
Scott Hickner, 6/16
Protect your bagels,
put lox on them
Jenni Pierle, 6/9
A great show Marco!
proudly sponsored by
OneAmerica
6/2
The Indy 500 is the
only race where the
winner can milk it
Tonya England, 5/26
An optimist's
blood type -
b positive
Barbie Sparr, 5/19
Camping - nature's
way of promoting
the motel business
Marie Johnson, 5/12
It takes
19 mini-marathons
to match a 401k
Wes Weber, 5/5
Will work for fuel
Stephanie Maxey, 4/27
What disease
did cured ham
actually have?
Marie Johnson, 4/21
April pastries
are made with
spring flours
Gary McFerrane, 4/17
Potholes, not robins
are Indiana's
first sign of spring
Linda Weaver, 4/7
It's spring!
Do you know
what time it is?
Wes Weber, 4/4
Hoops in the
Heartland - Welcome
to the Final Four
Charles Weiss, 3/31
The best angle to
approach a problem
is the tryangle
Linda Weaver, 3/24
I would go the extra
mile, but I cannot
afford the gas
Scott Hickner, 3/17
What does cheese say
when it gets
its picture taken?
Melba McBride, 3/10
Corduroy pillows
make
morning headlines
Sue Freas, 3/3
Winter - When cars
won't start running
and noses won't stop
Gary Staver, 2/24
If talk is cheap,
is small talk petty cash?
Linda Williams, 2/17
We have two seasons -
construction and winter
Jaclyn Cron, 2/10
People who snore
always fall
asleep first
Connie Lund, 2/3
Winterize:
Getting up while
it is still dark
Jim Bryson, 1/27
Do cows have
calf muscles?
1/20
Colts:
Thanks for a
great season!
1/16
Change is inevitable
except from
vending machines
Marie Johnson, 1/6
