Signboard Archives 2005
Since 1958, Indianapolis residents have chuckled, groaned or cheered along with OneAmerica's signboard. Located on two corners of the company parking lot, the twin signboards are visible to commuters on two major downtown thoroughfares. OneAmerica is proud of its tradition, which provides a little levity to help people cope with the frantic pace of the world today.
Wishing you & yours
a happy & healthy
holiday season
OneAmerica, 12/23
Dear Santa,
Define good
Pam Kumming, 12/16
Do cookies go to the
hospital when they
feel crummy?
Nicole Woods, 12/9
Do log home builders
get cabin fever?
Bev Rossell, 12/2
Completed
jigsaw puzzle -
Pieceful Solution
Joseph Leff, 11/29
Go Colts!
Let's steel one
from Pittsburgh
Kyle Proctor, 11/28
Holiday turkey $20
Pumpkin pie $5
Heartburn - Priceless
Jeff Flanagan, 11/18
Laughing stock:
Cows with a
sense of humor
Jennie Prewett, 11/11
Why isn't the
number 11
pronounced onety one?
Gary Staver, 11/4
Skeleton family:
Kin and bones
Jeff Flanagan, 10/28
Genealogy:
Chasing your
own tale
Scott Suter, 10/21
Patience is a virtue
that carries a lot
of wait
Terry Grubb, 10/14
Pedestrian -
A father whose son
is home from college
Marie Johnson, 10/7
Does slow down
and slow up
mean the same thing?
Connie Lund, 9/30
Waterbed -
A vinyl resting place
Shari Morey, 9/22
The price of gasoline
has been
a crude awakening!
Dave Jones, 9/15
September is
Life Insurance
Awareness Month
LIAM, 9/2
Hay fever is
the real
flower power
Marie Johnson, 8/26
Barbecue contest -
Griller warfare
Stephanie Maxey, 8/18
We fry anything once!
Indiana State Fair
Aug. 10-21
Megan Holmes, 8/15
What do bananas do
best in gymnastics?
The splits
Heather Adams, 8/8
NASCAR -
360 degrees of fun!
Emily Symmonds, 8/3
Do crazy hikers take
the psycho-path?
Dave Jones, 7/29
Are dentists
convicted of
incisor trading?
Stephanie Maxey, 7/22
Nearby -
Almost ready
to make a purchase
Jim Schafer, 7/15
When should you
go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty
Karlee Rawlins, 7/7
What was the
best thing before
sliced bread?
Pam Kumming, 7/1
Angry skunk -
scenter of attention
Joseph Leff, 6/24
Plastic surgery -
cutting up your
credit cards
Shari Morey, 6/17
Are gardners
also called
plant managers?
Laurie Samuels, 6/10
Oysters that won't open
are shellfish
Matthew Erickson, 6/2
Directions to
victory lane -
turn left 800 times
Jim Freeman & Stephen Erickson, 5/27
Thanks for
18 great years!
We'll miss you Reggie
Karen Morgan, 5/20
Detroit breakdown -
Pistons' ride comes
to an end in Indy
Chuck Weiss, 5/10
Greatest spectacle in
running: OneAmerica
Mini Marathon
Amanda Murdock, 5/6
Give the Celtics a
Pacers' version of
the Boston Tea Party!
David Todd, 4/29
A diet is the penalty
for exceeding
the feed limit
Doug Clements, 4/22
Mom said spending
all my money would
make no cents!
David Todd, 4/15
Clones are
people two
Jean Plunkett, 4/8
Rare book: One that
comes back after you
have loaned it out
Herm Albright, 4/1
Do turkeys wish
it was Easter
all year round?
Jim Wooten, 3/25
Is March Madness
a symptom of
spring fever?
Bryan Brzycki, 3/18
A bicycle can't
stand alone because
it is two-tired
Cindy Duran, 3/11
Do flying fish
have high
school reunions?
Sue Freas, 3/4
A clear conscience
is usually the sign
of a bad memory
Jim Wooten, 2/25
The doctor went
home when he ran
out of patients
Joseph Leff, 2/18
Eat bread
the bakers knead
the dough
Jeff Flanagan, 2/11
Gossip -- ear
pollution!
Nancee Harrison, 2/4
A thief who steals
a scale might get
a weigh with it
Linda Williams, 1/28
There's no business
like snow business
Bev Rossell, 1/21
Was Noah the first
ark-itect?
Jim Bryson, 1/18
Defeating Patriots --
Just more horse play
for our Colts!
Dave Jones, 1/12
Colts are Manning
a posse to buck
the Broncos
Jim Freeman, 1/7
When you cross a snow
man with a vampire,
you get frostbite
Kim Butler, 1/3
