Signboard Archives 2004
Since 1958, Indianapolis residents have chuckled, groaned or cheered along with OneAmerica's signboard. Located on two corners of the company parking lot, the twin signboards are visible to commuters on two major downtown thoroughfares. OneAmerica is proud of its tradition, which provides a little levity to help people cope with the frantic pace of the world today.
Frosty the Snowman
is an ice guy
Joseph Leff, 12/17
Good trumpeters
toot their
own horns
Steve Mathys, 12/10
Do circus people
work under
in-tents pressure?
Stephanie Maxey, 12/3
Tomorrow -- One of the
greatest labor-saving
devices of today
Michelle Hayse, 11/29
Concerned pilgrim to
Indian chief - Let's
talk turkey
David Todd, 11/24
Would 7 days
without sleep
make one weak?
Mat Fowler, 11/19
The vitamin
good for a
friendship is B1
Gary McFerran, 11/12
Greatest show on turf
Bands of America
Grand Nationals
Terri Dillon, 11/1
When ghosts send e-
mails are they always
cryptic messages?
Michael Blickman, 10/28
Can vegetarians
eat animal
crackers?
Pam Kumming, 10/21
In America's
heartland there is
OneAmerica
Hugh Haynes, 10/14
Welcome to NEC:
Harvest the Knowledge
Kathy Wampler, 10/11
OneAmerica: Making a
splash at World
Swimming Championship
Celeste Stanley, 10/6
Coming in October:
Brand new signboard
Brand new sayings
8/31
In England,
Big Ben is the tock
of the town
Anonymous, 8/30
Do porcupines
communicate using
spine language?
Stephanie Maxey, 8/23
Go hog wild
Indiana State Fair,
August 11-22
Sondra Welton, 8/13
Would you leaf
through a book
about trees?
Dave Jones, 8/9
Racers will round
Indy's square bricks
at the Brickyard 400
Jennie Prewett, 8/6
Do failed stargazers
receive a
constellation prize?
Brian D. Smith, 7/26
What is all the
racquet about at the
RCA Championships?
Ryan Caughey, 7/16
Why does a
stand-up comedian
have a lounge act?
Terry Sutherland, 7/9
Balanced diet:
A cookie
in each hand
Nancee Harrison, 7/2
Pilots are just
plane folks
Joseph Leff, 6/25
Do electricians
pass a battery
of tests?
Anonymous, 6/18
A good letter
carrier always
keeps you posted
Laurie Samuels, 6/11
Optometrist's
office: A site for
sore eyes
Joseph Leff, 6/2
Only Pistons firing
here are at the
Speedway! Go Pacers!
Amanda Murdock, 5/21
Move over Miami
Pacers are just too
hot for the Heat
Jon Gribble, 5/5
Deduce: Remove all
twos from a
deck of cards
Joseph Leff, 4/26
Luck of the Irish
runs out for the Celtics
Go Pacers!
Chuck Weiss, 4/19
Do the best siding
salesmen compete
in the vinyl four?
Brian D. Smith, 4/9
Do angry
golf balls get
teed off?
Jim Bryson, 4/2
Is a fishing
trip a reel
vacation?
Kendra Curry, 3/26
When a tomato farmer
gets behind, does he
play ketchup?
Rory O'Bryan, 3/19
You're in
Hoops Heaven:
Big 10, Big Times
Jim Freeman, 3/12
Are pennies
from the sky
"heaven cent"?
Eli Ravage, 3/5
Credit cards will be
the debt of me
Stephanie Maxey, 2/27
Can you mend
a broken heart
with ticker tape?
Laurie Samuels, 2/19
Barbers know all
the buzz words
Anonymous, 2/13
Melting icicles
are eavesdroppers
Joseph Leff, 2/5
Plow driver's motto:
There's no business
like snow business
Steve Mathys, 1/29
Diet:
The path of
feast resistance
Joseph Leff, 1/23
We still
Believe in Blue
1/20
The Colts will be
no cup of tea
for the Patriots
Jim Freeman, 1/13
Stampede --
When the Colts
run over the Chiefs!
Jennie Prewett, 1/5
Horseplay:
When the Colts
beat the Broncos!
Jennie Prewett, 1/2
