Signboard Archives 2002
Since 1958, Indianapolis residents have chuckled, groaned or cheered along with OneAmerica's signboard. Located on two corners of the company parking lot, the twin signboards are visible to commuters on two major downtown thoroughfares. OneAmerica is proud of its tradition, which provides a little levity to help people cope with the frantic pace of the world today.
We AUL wish you
happy holidays!
12/20
Does Santa get
a flue shot before
chimney travel?
Linda Williams, 12/13
Do astronauts
get missile toe?
Connie Lund, 12/6
Do all coffee lovers
live La Vida Mocha?
Michael Blickman, 12/2
Smart turkeys
never stick their
necks out
Jim Freeman, 11/22
Is Engagement, Ohio,
between Dayton
and Marion?
Stephanie Maxey, 11/15
Is a sheep that
writes with both
hands lambidextrous?
Stephanie Maxey, 11/8
Would a cowboy
use a steer
to drive his herd?
Gini Wilson, 11/1
Halloween partygoers
tend to make ghouls
of themselves
Linda Williams, 10/25
Do ghosts shop
at boo-tiques?
Randi Tolentino, 10/18
Fall decorating
secret -- mums
the word!
Dave Jones, 10/11
Back up my
hard drive? How do
I put it in reverse?
Suzann Schiewer, 10/4
A chicken crossing
the road is poultry
in motion
Laurie Samuels, 9/27
Do uninspired
companies have
bored meetings?
Tim Wade, 9/20
Cookbook: A volume
that is full of
stirring passages
Connie Lund, 9/16
Raise your flags,
Raise your hearts
As America remembers
Shari Morey, 9/9
One planet
One title
A whole lotta hoopla
Indiana Sports Corporation, 8/30
A paleontologist's
painful discovery:
dino-sore
David Todd, 8/23
Do Apple computers
make better
pie charts?
Terry Sutherland, 8/19
Missing serves would
be a faulty strategy!
RCA Champs
John Venter, 8/12
Pig out at the
Indiana State Fair!
Aug. 7 - 18
8/8
Smart insect:
spelling bee
Linda Williams, 7/26
Frogs have it easy:
they can eat
what bugs them
Connie Lund, 7/19
It takes raw talent
to be a sushi chef
Gini Wilson, 7/12
Organic farmers
till it like it is
Anonymous, 7/8
Best defense against
road construction:
air conditioning
David Todd, 6/28
New Madrid:
It's Missouri's fault
Terry Sutherland, 6/21
Evil wildebeests
are bad gnus
Anonymous, 6/14
A ditch digger is
entrenched in
his career
Anonymous, 6/7
Traveling by
flying carpet
can be rugged
Anonymous, 5/31
Do frightened
rabbits form a
receding hare line?
Tim Wade, 5/24
Is an Indy 500
mechanic's life
in the pits?
Jim Freeman, 5/17
Movie horses
are only offered
bit parts
Anonymous, 5/10
Do Vikings
use Norse code?
Anonymous, 5/4
Go Pacers!
Take it to the Nets!
Kyle Proctor, 4/19
April reigns as
the wettest month
of the year
John Venter, 4/12
If you add
"THE" to "IRS,"
you get "THEIRS"
Jim Wyman, 4/5
Do mattress
companies do
spring cleaning?
Terry Sutherland, 3/29
Is spring more
elusive than a
winning lotto ticket?
Nina Smith, 3/22
Do anatomy students
bone up for exams?
Anonymous, 3/15
Rush hour:
Commuter hard drive
Joseph Leff, 3/11
Indy does big best:
Big Ten, big times,
big fun!
Jim Freeman, 2/22
Computer programmers
don't byte,
they nybble a bit
Connie Lund, 2/15
Archives: Where
Noah kept his
honey bees
Suzann Schiewer, 2/8
Today's greatest
labor-saving device
is tomorrow
Jim Wooten, 2/1
Is a pushpin
warehouse a
tacks shelter?
Terry Sutherland, 1/25
Coffee is the
best break fluid
Joseph Leff, 1/18
Icicles: Water with
a stiff upper drip
Ann Pfeiffer, 1/11
Hair is worn 3 ways:
parted, unparted
and departed
Calvin Brown, 1/4
