Signboard Archives 1999
Since 1958, Indianapolis residents have chuckled, groaned or cheered along with OneAmerica's signboard. Located on two corners of the company parking lot, the twin signboards are visible to commuters on two major downtown thoroughfares. OneAmerica is proud of its tradition, which provides a little levity to help people cope with the frantic pace of the world today.
A trip down
the chimey soots
Santa just fine
Linda Williams, 12/17
Where does Santa
put his clothes?
In his Claus-et
Doug Packer, 12/10
Jingle AUL the way!
Paula Workman, 12/3
Why isn't phonetic
spelled the way
it sounds?
Jim Wyman, 11/29
Thanksgiving --
when people gobble
and turkeys can't
Dave Jones, 11/19
Thanksgiving guests
are usually in
a fowl mood
Linda Williams, 11/12
Laughing stock:
cattle with a
sense of humor
Marie Johnson, 11/5
If you enjoy freedom,
thank a vet!
Happy Veterans Day!
11/1
Do witches run
spell checkers?
Suzann Schiewer, 10/22
Polite ghosts only
spook when
spooken to
Linda Williams, 10/15
If the AUL Tower
were haunted, would
it be a scarescraper?
Chad Gilles, 10/8
Change is good,
but I prefer cash!
Bobby Scott, 10/1
Typochondria:
fear of
spelling errors
Jim Wooten, 9/24
I intend to
live forever:
so far, so good!
Sue Glover, 9/17
Losts socks go
through the wash
and where cycle
Linda Williams, 9/10
The problem with the
gene pool is that there
is no lifeguard!
Pam Kumming, 9/3
If you finally under-
stand a computer,
it's obsolete
Jim Adams, 8/27
Change is good...
You go first!
Connie Lund, 8/23
Now playing:
The Four Tops
at RCA Championships!
Deb Kingsmith, 8/13
Star Wars picnic
blessing: May the
forks be with you
Dan Drake, 6/18
When there's a will,
I want to be in it!
Connie Lund, 6/14
Pacers and Knicks
up to old tricks!
Boom Baby!
Jim Freeman/Deb Kingsmith, 5/28
Amateur Indy 500:
Driving on I-465
during May
Julie Onate, 5/21
Sunset season equals
championship season!
Go Pacers!
Deb Kingsmith, 5/14
The Bucks stop here,
but the Pacers are
Orlando bound!
Jim Freeman, 5/7
Trouble with doing
nothing is knowing
when you're done!
Jean McVey, 5/3
A conclusion is the
place where you
got tired of thinking
Pam Kumming, 4/23
Would photographing
a bear be
a Kodiak moment?
Linda Williams, 4/16
AUL is A-OK
with Y2K!
Jim Freeman, 4/12
Does a poet in debt
to the IRS write
an owed to taxes?
Doug Packer, 4/2
What kind of soup do
sick chickens eat?
Linda Williams, 3/26
Sometimes I wake up
grumpy; other times
I let him sleep!
Connie Lund, 3/19
Scientist's
office door:
Gone Fission
Rick Brow, 3/12
Nitrate: lower
than the day rate
Tonya Stanhope, 3/5
42.7 percent of all
statistics are made
up on the spot
Pam Kumming, 2/26
How to balance a
checkbook -- go to
ATM and hit inquire
Marie Johnson, 2/19
Do horse breeders
strive for a
stable population?
Steve Cox, 2/12
Shin: A device for
finding furniture
in the dark
Pam Kumming, 2/5
Quick! Somebody
give the groundhog
some shades!
Jim Wooten, 1/29
Snowmen never
engage in heated
disputes
Linda Williams, 1/22
Forget the milk!
Got salt?
Bob Scott, 1/8
New Year's resolutions
go in one year
and out the other
Craig Spencer, 1/4
