Signboard Guidelines

OneAmerica seeks humorous quips, puns and definitions for its signboard. If we choose your signboard suggestion, you will receive a miniature signboard displaying your suggestion. Following are a few guidelines for the board:

1. Suggestions must not exceed three lines of 21 characters each. The character limit includes all punctuation and spaces.
   
   
2. Suggestions should be humorous. Those that are insulting or off-color will not be accepted. Here are some examples of acceptable signboard submissions:

   Do accordianists
   play both ends
   against the middle?

   Sign at a dairy farm:
   All we have
   we owe to udders

   Pacifier:
   Scream saver

3. Submissions centering around events, especially Indiana/Indianapolis events, seasons and holidays are always welcome. Here are some seasonal examples:

   Snow:
   Chilly Powder

   Cold Front:
   What happens when
   you forget your coat

   Colts win!
   Have no pity
   on Steel City!

4. We do not use the signboard for inspirational sayings or advertising of any kind, nor do we use it to make political statements.

If you would like to submit a signboard suggestion to OneAmerica, please fill out the e-mail form below. Be sure to include your full address so we can mail your signboard replica if we choose your suggestion.